Trying to make a deal for Jalen McDaniels
The robotic voice continues. Option 5. Let me look up your roster. Which team are you calling from?
Press 1 for Atlanta Hawks
Press 2 for Boston Celtics
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“I hate this man. SPEAK TO REPRESENTATIVE,” you start repeating. After the fifth time, the automated service stops and you hear a ring. “Lazy bastard.”
“Is this Kevin Pritchard?”
“Yes.”
“I don’t want to talk to you. Use my A.I. trade machine!”
“No! Idiot. I’ll give you the Celtics pick, Jalen Smith, and a future second for Jalen McDaniels.”
“Fine! Just quit calling me while I’m trying to take a nap. Good luck signing him in free agency by the way!”
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