You aren’t going to like this one.

The team doesn’t mesh after a couple seasons together and never makes it past the first round. In the first season, you failed to make the playoffs altogether and the pick you sent to the Raptors somehow won the lottery with your 14th-best odds. You gifted them Victor Wembanyama. Pascal Siakam leaves in free agency after year two and you’re fired. You decide to move on from basketball, move to Montana and try your hand at writing cowboy novels. They are not well-received.

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